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icb you people actually want these im emo!! | accepting
this one was the most fun yet, lol! te amo <3
This is legitimately the most horrifying tweet I’ve seen in a long time
me before getting in the shower: nooooo don’t let the water touch me, i am a desert creature, dirty and free
me in the shower: lungs were a mistake. the sea is and always has been my home
current acpc strategy:
-hoard all the money
-never make any furniture
-buy only clothes because miitomo is dead and this is the only active alternative
-never pay the birds the 10k i owe
-take away everything at campsite and force the only minion i have to play the tambourine endlessly in a barren wasteland with no furniture or decoration whatsoever
I’m sorry I can’t have a Christmas without this post on my blog
I’m sorry that dinosaur is just so cute
pro-tip for my younger followers: adulthood is cleaning your bedroom because the electrician is coming and you don’t want them to know how you live
I feel so attacked right now
PSA: any sentence that follows the formula of “verb your noun” e.g “pee your pants” “kiss your wife” “water your plants” is code for “kill yourself” and if you receive such a message here on tumblr.com you should report it to the cyber authorities immediately
my mum: eat your vegetables!!
me, a 27 year old tumblr user: just say you hate mentally ill people
